Find the following 10 things to annoy your co-works at Ian’s messy desk
1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In.”
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. Finish all your sentences with, “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
6. Don’t use any punctuation.
7. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play tropical sounds all day.
10. Insist your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,… Rock Bottom.